whenever i'm feeling kinda down I just come here and think, "ugh why was i worrying again? my blog is flawless."
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.
So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.
when people start clapping at the end of a movie
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
Bertrand Russell (via thatkindofwoman)